Eagles Fan in 'Skins Land

So I didn't do so hot last week. But, hey, one-for-four would get me a decent contract as a utility infielder for the Nats, right?

Seattle at Green Bay (-7.5). Note to Coach Holmgren: Todd Collins ain't no Brett Favre. Still, expect the Pack's cyborg QB to throw at least one stupid pick. Pick: Packers, 20-10

Jacksonville at New England (-13.5). May the football gods forgive me. Pick: Jaguars. 33-30

New York Giants at Dallas (-7.5). Coach Tom Coughlin's plan: fly Peyton Manning to Dallas to replace Eli, then get him back to Indy before anyone notices. Pick: Giants, 20-17

San Diego at Indianapolis (-9.0). Sorry, Norval. The buck stops here. Pick: Colts, 30-15