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Friday Funny Early - Bush In Hell
May 8, 2008 | 4:30 PM
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Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Sorry guys I couldn't help myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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beagle_buddy read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 8:00 AM

...in that case, oh please devil let me change my answer, I had a different image of my fate...
newsbuggy read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 8:27 AM

I bet you did....LOL Happy Friday.
beagle_buddy read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 8:42 AM

...bet against it and you'd lose ...thanks for a happy Friday start and I hope your weekend goes well...shall we?
newsbuggy read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 8:58 AM

I hope your weekend goes well too. I have way too much to do this weekend.... Too many guests coming over on Sunday.
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 12:25 PM

Loved it newsbuggy! Just got home from seemingly never ending doctor visits. Will post mine a little later.

Happy Mother's Day to you and the rest of the Moms out there.
newsbuggy read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 12:44 PM

Thanks Starrman1. I hope things are going good for you.
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
May 9, 2008 | 1:17 PM

newsbuggy, Thanks, so far so good, getting better, but this old factor is slowing me a little. HA HA!
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