The problem with the Skins is that the wrong leadership position is open. The football gods should have hung onto Joe Gibbs and Gregg Williams -- and banished the owner.
The reason Snyder is constantly meddling with his team is because his secret dream was to play center for an NFL team. Unfortunately, he's cursed with a chronic condition that makes him ineligible.
It turns out that by some freakish quirk of nature, the back of Snyder's neck occupies the exact same location where the quarterback needs to put his hands.
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