Excuse me while I have a good laugh at the story that Bill Clinton is threatening to sue the Osso Buco restaurant, in Greenwich Village, for displaying a photo of the owner and Chelsea Clinton in the front window.
Excuse me again while I go out on the web and check Chelsea's birth year: 1980!
Excuse me, Bill, I know you've tried your best all these years to make Chelsea a public non-person. But what on earth makes you think you can sue on behalf of your 27-year-old daughter? Is she non compos mentis and this is the bassackward way we all find out, or what?
Excuse me, but Chelsea's a big girl now, Pops. I don't think the owner laced her Barolo with goofy juice and hypnotized her into posing with him -- or worse. But if she does feel offended, used, or invaded, she can initiate legal action herself. You yourself, however, can't shelter her under your petticoats anymore.
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Mountaineerfan
Sep 27, 2007 | 3:48 AM |
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loco_moco
Sep 27, 2007 | 6:45 AM |
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Starrman
Sep 27, 2007 | 12:01 PM |
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caffeinated-cow
Sep 27, 2007 | 12:29 PM |
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