bootsykowan's Blog

I was accused of stinking on the MyFoxDC/Boards.  Great opportunity to explain all about body odor.  Tom Naylor of MCI got the corporation to measure my body odor at work.  This was a great scientific experiment at corporate expense.  The set up a bubbling machine in the nearest corner of the huge room (individualized cubicles) from my cubicle.  When I asked Tom for the results, he refused to tell me.  So I called up maintenance and they told me it was negative.  I don't have a body odor.  I demanded that they redo the research right outside my cubicle.  It was too far away.  Tom's cubicle was right across a narrow aisle from mine.  They did.  It became an office joke yelled at across the aisles.  I never got "friendly" with my fellow workers so I enjoyed the quips silently.  You know "I took it all in."  Maintenance protested because they said I would not be able to withstand the "noise".  I said I still wanted to make sure that Tom couldn't smell my body.  So it was outside my cubicle in the aisle for 1 week.  That ended Tom always complaining to management that he couldn't attend meetings with me because I stink.  There's a test for everything.  So why can't they test my hormones before giving me steroids?