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Smile Homes, You Are On Candid Camera
Jul 24, 2008 | 1:58 PM
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Whoop, there he is:

PG County Police have released surveillance photos of a man they say is a suspect in a series of residential break-ins in the Bowie area.
They believe the man in the photo could be to blame for as many as 20 burglaries in the past two weeks.

Most of the crimes happened in the daytime and early-morning hours, the burglar got into the homes through unlocked rear doors or by forcing open the doors. Police ask homeowners to lock all doors and windows. DUH!!!

Anyone with information is asked to call the Prince George's County Police Department at (301) 390-2101. Callers wishing to remain anonymous may call Crime Solvers at 1-866-411-TIPS (8477).  Please turn in this leech if you recognize him!

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factseeker read my blog
Jul 24, 2008 | 3:35 PM

Starrman1,

You do some good post. The picture is perfect. The last caption is priceless. They go hand in hand. I thought for sure you were going to say crook or criminal. But "leech". I can't stop laughing.
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
Jul 24, 2008 | 4:33 PM

Thanks, these types of people are only a click above home invaders and child molestors. They are too lazy to get a real job and they prey on older and/or young people that are pretty much unable to defend themselves. You can tell from the picture, he has NOT missed many meals either. I hope someone with a backbone that recognizes him drops that dime, I guess that would be 50 cents or more now.
factseeker read my blog
Jul 24, 2008 | 5:01 PM

..."he has NOT missed many meals either."

Stop I can't take no more. To funny. :)
beagle_buddy read my blog view my photos
Jul 24, 2008 | 9:26 PM

forced open unlocked rear doors did he ...what a hell of a struggle he must've had...
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
Jul 25, 2008 | 8:31 AM

He would not want to burn up too many calories or break a sweat. How else would he be able to maintain that rotund figure? Then he would have to steal food too.
factseeker read my blog
Jul 25, 2008 | 11:18 AM

Hey Starrman1,

On a serious note-20 burglars in 2 weeks, all similar time frames, the exact same area, early morning hours. Where are the police. This should be a priority. A total of 5-10 in 2 weeks is one thing but 20. Come on.

Even though I am trying to be serious, I am still laughing at your previous post, picture,title and subsequent responses. I can not look at the picture without laughing.
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
Jul 25, 2008 | 2:24 PM

I agree factseeker, after the third, fourth, or even the fifth, some one in uniform should have had that little bulb go on and say, 'I think we have a pattern here', but waht do I know?

Marlon Brando used two terms describing people of that caliber in one of his movies, 'One Eyed Jacks' that I love till this day.
'Tub O Guts'
'Gob Of Spit'

He was an outlaw dealing with one of his old gang, Karl Mauldin, that was now a Sheriff in a town where they were going to rob a bank. It is a low rent movie, but one of Brando's best I think.
factseeker read my blog
Jul 31, 2008 | 10:48 AM

The police have identified this suspect. It's about time. He lives in Laurel and drives a Lexus. Who says crime doesn't pay.
Starrman1 read my blog view my photos
Jul 31, 2008 | 3:11 PM

factseeker, one of my many docrors has an office at the corner of Shady Grove Road and Maryland Route 355, aka Frederick Road, and I have observed 3 gentlemen in ragged clothes that stand in the median strip begging for money almost on a daily basis. Guess how they get there. One of them drives a bright shiny white Lexus. I had an early appointment one day, and saw them arrive. U-F-B!! And the fools driving by, put LOTS of money into their "Please Help Me out, God Bless You" buckets. Makes you want to go over and "b=tch" slap them all the way down the street.
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Made it to 66 this year, and that was a feat in itself, if you know me. Still waiting to hear ANY action plan for removing illegal aliens from America, and everyone seems to be blowing smoke.

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