Teenage Wasteland

I want real answers to this - no biased sensationalism, no insults - just your opinion.

What, in your opinion, is a liberal mindset?

Plus, this isn't transitional, so I won't take you opinions and post them on ridiculeaconservative.com or anything.

That's all.

osa

I believe the ultimate goal of a human being is to survive - survival - staying alive.

But somewhere along the way, we let animalistic, ravenous, consumerist "gotta-have-it" impetuous impulses supersede that notion. The trampling at Walmart and the Tickle-Me-Elmo tirades are prime examples.

Where? And why? Is it possible that in this struggling economy, that original notion of survival may be making a comeback?

We buy guns to protect ourselves. Alarm systems, cameras, surveillance stuff. But with this horrible economy, those things become less accessible. So is it possible that this crap economy is to blame for higher crime and higher rate of crime? People have a higher propensity to steal things when they have less money, so the economy could be to blame for that as well.

By the same token, when we can't fulfill our "gotta-have-it" impulses, we're more likely to take more drastic actions to obtain such things.

Again, by the same token, when people can't even obtain what they need to survive, they're likely to take drastic actions to obtain what they need. Jail has three meals and a roof, after all.

When we obtain what we need to survive, we begin to look towards the things we "gotta have" and aspire to obtain them. maybe the chain restarts here?

So, where does this chain lead? Does it have a definite cure or a definite ending? I'm looking for an answer...

Or am I just stupid?

osa

So, apparently someone (championofzero@gmail.com) is telling me that some of you think that I am pants or that I hold some form of alter.

Let me make something clear, slowly for some of you who need it enunciated:

I. AM. NOT. PANTS.

Period. End of report.

I have only held ONE other account in the past, and that was RequiemForSanity, a name I used to post poetry on.

Now, championofzero, if your intent was to find out how seriously I take this BLEEP, congratulations. I happen to take being associated with a bigoted, unsavory douchebag seriously. I don't like being accused of things I'm not guilty of.

I have much better things to do than commandeer and operate the profile of an idiotic, narcissistic, arrogant, egocentric, braggart pathetic excuse of a (ostensibly) human being.

If I have to, I will offer out my BLEEP PHONE NUMBER so I can TELL you that I'm not pants. Yes, it pisses me off that much.

So, allow me to reiterate:

I AM NOT PANTS.

Thanks,

osa

Why are men so stupid? Can anyone give me an answer to this?

Media companies have us figured out. They know ALL they have to do is flash a pair of shapen, firm, large breasts associated with whatever they're selling, and men will more than likely footrace each other to buy it.

They'll battle each other for the woman with the smallest frame and the biggest rack. Tell me something, what is the REAL point in having a girl with huge BLEEP? It's all a show. If breasts were invisible, men would be far less pent up and horny. They'd have less of a reason to be pigs.

And especially here in Texas, they'll beat their chests like apes when it comes to guns. Cold pieces of metal can really get a man going.

And don't get me wrong, feminists are as horrifying as pants' grammar skills.

This entire world will be plastic soon. Why? MEN. Simple, if women had no one to look good for, they wouldn't have the desire to look like a Barbie doll. If men didn't have the desire to make every fantasy they see in porn and TV true, they wouldn't have to augment themselves. I say unless you've been mauled by a rabid pit bull and your face looks like a cheese grater, there's no reason for plastic surgery. None whatsoever. Only in the case of injury.

This nation of men is a group of animalistic alpha-males who are easily swayed by bright colors, flashy women and fantasies. From their religion right down to the advertisements. But hey, hey. It works, doesn't it? Advertising will take any disgustingly annoying approach to get their usually needless product ingrained into your mind. I tell you, whenever I hear someone reciting some stupid slogan song I want to vomit my guts.

Buzzwords, colors, hooks, it's horrifying. But it works on the simple mind. Why can't advertisements just be 20-30 second harangues of what they're selling? You know, they tell you the BS right up front?

It's MIND CONTROL.

If you can control the language, you can control thought. "KING SIZE, EXTRA LARGE, NEW AND IMPROVED, GOURMET, ONE OF A KIND, DESIGNER, LUXURY, STATE OF THE ART, FASHIONABLE, MUST SEE..." Same with government and all their stupid platitudes, same with religion and all their sensational bogus crap. The same reasons that health food commercial's advertising budget is miles lower than those of the junk food and soda companies.

It's all a very intricately run game. And don't get me wrong, advertising is tailored for women quite well as well. Men just tend to be more simple minded and easily led. Oh, you can't deny it.

osa

Hey hey, blograts, it's time to Name... That... Blogger!

"I AM MUCH WISER AND SMARTER THAN YOU GAYS ARE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME SO AND I HAVE MILES MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE SEEN EVERYTHING DONE IT ALL PEOPLE SHOULD WORSHIP THE GROUND I HACK AND COUGH AND SUBSEQUENTLY FALL ON MY RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOUR LOGIC AND REASONING AND RATIONALITY BUT WHO NEEDS RATIONAL THOUGHT WHEN MY THOUGHT PROCESS FAR SURPASSES THE LIKES OF THAT PUNY LONG HAIRED GIRLY SUZY BOY ORIONSTARABLAZE I AM THE KING NO ONE BETTER ARGUE WITH ME OR I WILL CALL IT A CONSPIRACY AND I WILL SHUN YOU AS A LIBERAL WUSSY BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I ROLL - HOLIER THAN THOU WITH A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR PROPENSITY AND GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED, IN FACT COMPLETING THAT THOUGHT ALONE THREW MY BRAIN INTO OVERDRIVE AND NEARLY MADE ME PASS OUT ON MY ASH RIDDLED KEYBOARD PRAISE GOD FOR HE LOVES ME THE MOST EVERYTHING I DISAGREE WITH IS WRONG NO QUESTIONS ASKED NO DOUBTS BECAUSE WHAT I BELIEVE IS RIGHT AND IF IT'S NOT GOOD TO MY EARS I WILL CALL IT WRONG AND SAY NO SENSE CAN BE TALKED INTO THESE PEOPLE BECAUSE THE ONLY SENSIBILITY ON THIS WEBSITE IS ME, ME ME ME MEEEEE! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO READ THE PROOF OF THAT LIBERAL IDIOT ORION'S LOGICAL AND RATIONAL ARGUMENTS BECAUSE I, BEING GOD, KNOW MY BIGOTED RHETORIC IS ALWAYS RIGHT! I HAD A DRUG HABIT YEAH BUT WHO SAYS I STILL DON'T HAVE IT EH? MAYBE I'M SHOOTING BLACK RIGHT NOW YEAH! PRAISE THE LORD FOR HE WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON ALL THE INFIDELS WHO DON'T THINK LIKE I DO BECAUSE FACE IT, I AM GOD!!!!!!"

Guess correctly and well... get... the satisfaction of being conscious of your fellow bloggers! I guess?

osa

This is a very profound part of an article on the REAL America I'm reading:

"The following is quoted from the book 'Advance Australia Where' by Hugh Mackay: In his 2007 Manning Clark Lecture, 'Restoring the Primacy of Reason', Barry Jones [one-time Science minister in the Australian Parliament, long-time member of Parliament, and well known media personality] noted several similarities between the religious motivations of US President George W. Bush and the leader of al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden: 'Both are on a divine mission, fundamentalists, punitive, monocultural, prefer faith over evidence, believe in pre-emptive strikes and that necessity overrides the rule of law, manipulate fear, confuse revenge with justice...'

Both men are a danger to world peace, and for very similar reasons. Bush is a far greater danger to peace than is Osama because Bush has the weapons that Osama would love to have."

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One year, three months, seventeen days.

It ended too soon.

osa

I don't know why it's taken so long to start implementing fire-safe cigarettes, but it's about damn time.

Too may people are way too stupid, especially when it comes to cigarettes. I can just imagine the thought process - "hey, this ground hasn't been saturated in many weeks - I'm going to drop this smoldering cigarrette on it!" or - "well, I don't have an ashtray, this carpet will do!"

Now smokers, while you're killing yourselves you can have assurance that you won't start any fires with your carelessness.

Why smoke in the first place? Why? Give me one good reason. "It makes me feel good".

...I could name a number of things that make me feel good that don't involve turning my lungs into a pair of charred, smoke-filled chambers.

"I... CAN'T... QUIT!"

Try harder. There's a plethora of products out there to help you if willpower isn't enough.

"My mom and dad smoked and they were bad influences!"

Great, now you're influencing a new generation. Keeping that loving feeling alive.

People amaze me when it comes to their health. They say they're trying to lose weight while they're scarfing down a triple bacon cheeseburger deep fried in pork fat and aerosol cheese. They complain about how walking up stairs is becoming a chore and breathing is diffucult while they're puffing away on a cigarrette and lighting up another one with the remains. They piss and moan about how much they hate beating their wives and children while they're sucking down another beer. And, they whine about how people are getting killed left and right but allow and support such lenient gun laws. That has nothing to do with health, but it pisses me off nonetheless, and it pisses you off as well.

I was living in Michigan when I first heard of public places banning smoking, and the response was unbelievably sickening. "I want to be able to smoke in public places, I'm not hurting anyone waaaaaaaaaaah...." They became so BLEEP lazy that they couldn't just step outside and puff one. Some people did, though. My mom would get up and leave in the middle of the meal just to go outside and smoke, up to four times per. Lame, weak, pathetic.

Same deal here. People bitching and moaning about cigarrette taxes and not having the same "rights". What about the rights of others you're trampling on? The last thing anyone wants while eating is a big puff of toxic, disgusting smoke in their face.

As for the taxes, come on. You guys are likely to die sooner than those who wisely opt not to smoke, so why not pay a few dollars more for stuff that's killing you? Hmm... say, now that I think of it, let's tax fast food! Let's make weed legal and tax it! Seriously! Stop wasting the cash it takes to throw these cretins in jail and tax what they're going to purchase!

...Then again, your loose gun laws could get you killed just as fast, if not faster. Oh, I just can't stop myself!

Edit: I just saw an idiotic statement saying those in favor of banning smoking in public places are "environazis". This has NOTHING to do with the environment, it has everything to do with the rights of those who don't smoke. When Texans hate something, they always have to add some sort of sensationalised, extreme name to it. Bravo.

osa

My New Year's Resolution: Stop making New Year's Resolutions.

Two reasons:

1: It's an overused platitude that very few people abide by and actually fulfill. It's a temprary declaration of changing something in your life, and in turn is a temporary feel-good moment.

2. If it takes you an entire year to realise you're eating too much or smoking your life away or partaking in something that's a detriment to your overall well-being, you shpuld seek further mental help.

Unless you have the one thing that is lacking the most in this fading nation (willpower), don't make a resolution. Instead, make it a point to improve yourself without having to use a feel-good, sensationalised phrase to give you a false sense of accomplishment. You can improve yourself everyday, any day of the year, in any way possible.

Happy New Year

osa

All 30GB Zune music players mysteriously froze at 12:01 am this morning.

This is some odd BLEEP. I was listening to it and - whoop - frozen loading screen. Six hours later, same deal.

I called it in as a news tip - hey, dumber and more trivial things have made the news.

osa