KOKOBAGGINZ's Blog

Traffic was a straight beast today coming from Southern Maryland because of the accident that happened earlier this morning.

I have two solutions for decreasing the traffic coming out of Southern Maryland, particularly Charles County.

a. extend the green line to at least Brandywine or Waldorf.

b. Build the overpasses that Camp Springs and Clinton have.

It's that simple.

Me and some of the fellaz were talking about the news the other day.  Naturally, one of my friends felt the need to bring to our attention how Julie Wright has switched her whole dressing style up when doing the traffic report.  That is when the debate began.  A few dudes mentioned how they thought the change came because Julie was in love.  They said, being on cloud 9 will do that to a woman.  haha.  Two of the others said, it was definitely because she was on the hunt for a dude.  They claim to be able to see it in your eyez.  hahaha.  Imagine that.  Are you on the hunt, Julie? 

No seriously, we need some clarity.   I mean, we all agreed you're "killin nem" and pray for daily traffic jams, just so we can see you.

Can you believe you're coffee talk?   

As I struggled to wake up this morning, I immediately turned on my television to help me wake up.  Well, as soon as I did, Ms. Julie Wright is standing there holding her lovely color-coordinated shoe up for America to see.  Of course, the first thing I did was rub my eyes to make sure those were her shoes I was looking at.   Once I realized they were, I began to wonder if Mr. Perkins did something to make Julie take her shoe off.  Well, he didn't.  Julie was just showing us what a comfortable shoe should look like.  haha 

How cool is it to have traffic advisor who can also provide guidance on purchasing comfortable shoes?  haha.  Only on Fox5.  As soon as I get off, I'm taking the wife shopping at Tysons for a pair of shoes.  Thanks Julie.  That helped me get up.  Just remember not to stand so close to the camera next time.  I thought I had too much to drink last night because I couldn't see anything but a shadow at first.

That was too funny.